analish:

texting my grandma :)

analish:

texting my grandma :)

actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde

actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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