coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

image

breatheonmyneck:

image

ICANTBREATHE

donatellavevo:

"yes i’m a gamer"

image

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

image

vinebox:

busta rhymes 

xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

image